I Read a Book And Am Not Orgasming While Doing So

I Deliver You A Pizza And Don't Put My Weiner In It

I Disinfect the Casting Couch

I, Your Pool Boy, Clean Your Pool

I Give You My Jacket Because You Are Cold

I, Your Plumber, Actually Fix Your Pipes

I Offer You Water (In Case You Are Parched Post-Orgasm)

Stepdad Wishes Daughter Goodnight Then Watches Hoosiers in the Other Room

Stud Raw Dog Listens To You When You Speak

I Ride in a Taxi and Don't Have Sex With the Driver

I Blow You A Platonic Kiss

I, Your Yoga Instructor, Maintain a Professional Distance

I Bring You Some Tums